G Am C G
the first time i saw the descendents, they were the fastest band i'd ever seen
G Am C G
no one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
D Em C G
after a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney On The Roq late sunday night
D Em C D
that was enough for me, i hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record
G Am C G
the next time i went to the whiskey, it was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
G Am
the latter band played faster than i could believe
C G
but the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
D Em C D
'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk
D Em C D
then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistake
(TRUMPET SOLO)
G Am C G
the third time i went to the hospital, i needed 13 stitches in my head
G Am C G
i managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a post
D Em C D
my girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before DRI played 50 lousy songs
D Em
my blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
C D
but it sure looked pretty cool after a wash
