Letra de The Good Song - Ton�x - Bso Xxx 2 Estado De Emergencia (Xxx State Of The Union)
Letra de canci�n de The Good Song - Ton�x de Bso Xxx 2 Estado De Emergencia (Xxx State Of The Union) lyrics
It�s Saturday night and I�m alone, I�ve made no future plans,
So I sit me down and I pull out the little old Man,
I ain�t got a girlfriend and I don�t have a date,
But that�s alright with me coz I love to masturbate
Back in the old days I�d buy some magazines, a six pack of beer and a tub of Vaseline,
Penthouse and Hustler were as good as it could get,
But I hit the jackpot when I found the Internet.
I�m beating my meat, pounding the pud, yeah I�m jacking off!
I got a good grip on my joystick, and it ain�t Microsoft,
I�m flogging my dog, spanking the monkey, ain�t computers great!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
They got naked men and women, and all kinds of sex galore,
Blondes, brunettes and redheads and Philippine whores,
No matter what you�re into, you�ll find your own dot COM,
There�s even one for old chicks where I think I saw my mum!
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Yeah choke the chicken, rub the duck, yeah I�m talking low,
I got a good grip on my joystick and I can�t let it go,
Row that skin boat, stroke the log, ain�t computers great!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
They say things like E commerce, with three �WWW�s and a dot,
They say It�s for information, but I�m here to say it�s not,
Now they�re trading it on Wall Street, but they ain�t fooling me,
It�s al just a cover for the porn industry!
And I�m shagging my shaft, cleaning my gun, hammering the nail,
I�m a cybersex site surfer, with my own email,
I�m petting my snake, jacking off, thank you old Bill Gates,
I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
So I sit me down and I pull out the little old Man,
I ain�t got a girlfriend and I don�t have a date,
But that�s alright with me coz I love to masturbate
Back in the old days I�d buy some magazines, a six pack of beer and a tub of Vaseline,
Penthouse and Hustler were as good as it could get,
But I hit the jackpot when I found the Internet.
I�m beating my meat, pounding the pud, yeah I�m jacking off!
I got a good grip on my joystick, and it ain�t Microsoft,
I�m flogging my dog, spanking the monkey, ain�t computers great!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
They got naked men and women, and all kinds of sex galore,
Blondes, brunettes and redheads and Philippine whores,
No matter what you�re into, you�ll find your own dot COM,
There�s even one for old chicks where I think I saw my mum!
https://www.coveralia.com/letras/the-good-song---tonex-bso-xxx-2-estado-de-emergencia--xxx-state-of-the-union-.php
Yeah choke the chicken, rub the duck, yeah I�m talking low,
I got a good grip on my joystick and I can�t let it go,
Row that skin boat, stroke the log, ain�t computers great!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
They say things like E commerce, with three �WWW�s and a dot,
They say It�s for information, but I�m here to say it�s not,
Now they�re trading it on Wall Street, but they ain�t fooling me,
It�s al just a cover for the porn industry!
And I�m shagging my shaft, cleaning my gun, hammering the nail,
I�m a cybersex site surfer, with my own email,
I�m petting my snake, jacking off, thank you old Bill Gates,
I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!
Yeah I�ll never leave home coz I love to masturbate!