Letra de Seedy Affair - Kunt And The Gang

My wife doesn't understand me
Your husband is neglecting you
Now I've got a stiffy and you've got a wide on
I'll tell you what we should do

Let's have a seedy affair
Let's have a seedy affair
Let's get a hotel room for the afternoon
And shave off each other's pubic hair

Let's go for a lunchtime Pizza Express
I've got a two for one voucher for there
And if someone from work asks "what are you two up to?"
I'll say "Mind your own business.
It's just our seedy affair"


My wife doesn't understand me
Your husband is neglecting you
Let's go out of town to a Harvester
And have a seedy little meal for two
We can play footsie under the table
Imagine how that would feel
You can have as much salad as you want
It's included in the price of your meal

Let's have a seedy affair
Let's have a seedy affair
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You can take off your bra in the back of my car
But be careful you don't leave it there

Let's get fish and chips. It works out cheaper
If we just get a large portion to share
Cos the helpings are quite big and I've got my dinner later
When I get home from our seedy affair


So shall I make a pass at you?
Or are you going to make a pass at me?
Should I call you over to my work station
And have a pornographic picture on my PC?
What if I make the first move and you don't approve?
I don't think I could stand the rejection
I've been thinking of our seedy affair so much
I've got blue balls and an erection

Let's have a seedy affair
Let's have a seedy affair
We can lay under a blanket, you get my cock out and wank it
Until it goes off under there

We could get a picnic lunch from Tesco Express
They've got a meal deal on sandwiches there
Let's choose a sandwich, some crisps, and from selected soft drinks
To toast our seedy affair