Letra de Rachel Riley - Kunt And The Gang

When Carol left Countdown me was upset
Me never thought me was gonna get over it
But time's a great healer and me must admit
Me found another girl with whom me'd like to get me nuts wet

Her name is Rachel and she's from Southend
Me got a little message that me'd like to send
Me'd like to wine and dine you, and be your boyfriend
Then get you in me car and make you suck me bellend

Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me sing you a song in a rub-a-dub styleee
Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me write this song for you
Pa-ru-pa-pum-pum

Rachel Riley, you make me smile
Me put me finger in me brown but me got a small pileee
Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me write this song for you
Pa-ru-pa-pum-pum

Carol left Countdown cos they cut her pay
She still does Pride Of Britain but me have to say
Me went to have a wank but to my dismay
There's so many disabled kids, me just could not spray

Oh Rachel, when me see you on Countdown
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Me have to pull me pants down
And pop a finger in me brown

Me see you on the TV with Jeff Stelling
On Countdown, a show about words and spelling
Suddenly me feel me trousers swelling
A bit of white wee-wee me was expelling
Rachel me think me's becoming a fanatic
Cos everytime me see you feel ecstatic
Me get a box of tissues and go up the attic
You know what me's up to. You do the mathematic

Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me sing you a song in a rub-a-dub styleee
Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me write this song for you
Pa-ru-pa-pum-pum

Rachel Riley, you make me smile
Me hope you never get boobie cancer like Kylie
Rachel Riley, you make me smiley
So me write this song for you
Pa-ru-pa-pum-pum

Oh Rachel, when me see you on Countdown
Me have to pull me pants down
And pop a finger in me brown