Letra de Bald - The Darkness

It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he�s losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it�s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it�s him instead of me.
From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that�s afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it�s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it�s him instead of me.
Sock it to me baby, yeah!
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it�s not for me you understand
Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it�s not for me you understand
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it�s him instead of me.
Thank God!
Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it�s him instead of me.
How?