e| --------------------------------
            B| --------------------------------
            G| --------------------------------
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            A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-
            E| --------------------------------  
            e| --------------------------------
            B| --------------------------------
            G| --------------------------------
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            A| 3---3---3---3-------------------
            E| --------------------------------
            e| ------------------------
            B| ------------------------
            G| ------------------------
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            A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---
            E| ------------------------
            e| ----------------
            B| ----------------
            G| ----------------
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            A| ----------------
            E| 5---5---3-5---3-
            e| --------------------------------
            B| --------------------------------
            G| --------------------------------
 riff D:    D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---
            A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-
            E| --------------------------------
           
            e| --------------------------------
            B| --------------------------------
            G| --------------------------------
 riff E:    D| ----------------2---2---3---2---
            A| 5---5---5---5-------------------
            E| --------------------------------
            e| ------------------------
            B| ------------------------
            G| ------------------------
 riff D2:   D| --------2-3-2---------2-
            A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---
            E| ------------------------
(intro:)       riff A   (x2)
(verse:)       riff A   (x4)  (sing on third)
               riff B   
               riff A
               riff A   (x2)
               riff B
               riff A2
               Went to a party
               I danced all night
               I drank sixteen beers 
               and I started up a fight
               But now I'm jaded
               You're out of luck
               I'm rolling down the stairs
               too drunk to fuck
               (chords:)               --G-G-G-
               E-------------------------G-G-G-           
                      Too drunk to fuck 
               E-------------------------G-G-G-
                      Too drunk to fuck
               E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
                 Too drunk,       to fuck
    
               E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
               I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck
(repeat verse) 
               (2nd verse lyrics:)
               
               I like your stories
               I like your gun
               Shooting out cop tires 
               sounds like loads and loads of fun
               But in my room
               Wish you were dead
               You ball like the baby
               in Eraserhead
               Too drunk to fuck
               It's all I need right now
               Too drunk to fuck
(break:)       C---------------C---------------
               C---------------C---------------
               C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
               D#--C---------------------------
               C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-
               C-------------------------------
               riff C   (x3)
               D-----D#----C--- 
               riff C   (x2)
               D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G-    (a-g-c-a- with a 
                                                    single string)
               E-------------------------G-G-G-
                 Too drunk....
               E-------------------------G-G-G-
               E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-
               E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---
               I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck
               
               riff A   (x2)
(verse:)       riff D   (x4)
               riff E  
               riff D
               riff D   (x2)
               riff E
               riff D2
               I'm about to drop
               My head's a mess
               The only salvation is
               I'll never see you again
               You give me head
               It makes it worse
               Take out your fucking retainer
               put it in your purse
             
                                       --A-A-A-
               F#------------------------A-A-A-
  
                  Too drunk...
               F#------------------------A-A-A-
               F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-
               F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D---   (x3)
               It's all I need right now, oh baby
               I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
               And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck
               
               D-------C-------D-------F--D-F--   (x3)
                                       Yeah, yeah
               D-------