A D
I come home from work this evening
A E
There was a note in the frying pan
A D
It said fix your own supper babe
E A
I run off with the Fuller brush man
Chorus:
A D
And I miss the way she used to yell at me
A E
The way she used to cuss and moan
A D
And if I ever go out and get married again
E A
I'll never leave my wife at home
A D
Sat down at the table
A E
Screamed, and I hollered and cried
A D
And I commenced a carryin' on
E A
Till I almost lost my mind
(Repeat Chorus)
A D
If I ever see another salesman
A E
Come a knockin' at my door
A D
I'm gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head
E A
And knock him down on the floor
(Repeat Chorus)
