INTRO: Em-C-G-D Em-C-D-G-D-G
G D
Everytime i go to dinner
G D
it seems like im getting a little bit thinner
G D
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
G D
i can talk, but theyre not able
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When i look at them i find
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there's a single question on their mind.
G D
i wish it could go back to the way it was
G D Em
its not easy no because...
C G
My whole family thinks im gay
D G
i guess its always been that way.
C G
Maybe its cause of the way i walk,
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that makes them think that i like...boys
G D
The goddamn question just wont go away
G D
cause i get asked every single day
G D
but the way they ask it is no disguise,
G D
like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
G D
This is the worst, baby this was my fear
G D Em
Now their opinions are crystal clear.
C G
My whole family now is shocked,
D G
I'm in the closet and the door is locked.
C G
Now my glory days are gone,
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I was John Elway now im Elton John.
C G
My whole family now suspects,
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That watching spongebob had side-effects.
C G
But im not gay and thats what i said,
D (random awful sounds while you pretend to choke)
If i'm gay then god strike me dead.
C G
Just cause i go to an all-guys school,
D G
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Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool.
C G
When I go outside, what do i see?
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The clouds in the sky spell "F-A-G"
C G
I think that God might think im gay,
D G
What does he know anyway.
C G
My grandma gave me a present just last year,
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and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!"
C G
My whole family thinks im "fab"
D (strum once) G
There's a guys butt, hey bo, take a stab!
C G
Why doesn't he get women, theres no other way,
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Its cause I'm lanky, not cause i'm gay.
G D
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow,
G D (strum once)
Or my favorite color is, the rainbow.
G D
I dont mean to yell but i fear i must,
G D Em
Cause I'm losing the people that i thought i could trust.
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Even my boyfriend thinks im gay...just kidding
Em C
You all probably think I'm gay,
D G
Man this song is counterproductive...
D G
la la la la la...
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I'm not gay I swear
C G
Cause my whole family thinks I'm gay,
D G
What am i suppose to say?
C G
Baby you gotta see right through the haze,
G D
Easy-Bake oven was just a phase.
C G
My whole family thinks i'm queer,
D G
That is all i ever hear,
C G
But ive been as straight as a ramp,
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If you dont count Bible camp. Don't count camp...
