G C
G C Em Am
Oh I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
C Em Am
I mean like a goddamn marching band
Bm C Em Am
She says like literally music is the air she breathes
Bm D7 Em
And the malaprops make me wanna fucking scream
Bm D7 Em
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
Bm Am
Well it's literally not that
G C G
Of the few main things I hate about her
C Em Am
One's her petty vogue ideas
C Em Am
Someone's been told too many times they're beyond their years
Bm C Em Am
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
Bm D7 Em
And now every insufferable convo
Bm D7 Em
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
Bm Am
Of which she is in the middle
C D7 Am
Oh my god I swear this never happens
C D7 Am
Lately I can't stop the wheels from spinning
C Am
I feel so unconvincing
C Am
When I fumble with your buttons
G C G
She blames her excess on my influence
C Em Am
But gladly hoovers all my drugs
C Em Am
I found her naked with her best friend in the tub
Bm C Em Am
And we sang Silent Night in three parts which was fun
Bm D7 Em
Until she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
Bm D7 Em
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
Bm Am
Why don't you move to the delta
C Am D7 Bm Em
I obliged later on when you begged me to choke you
