This can also be played with a Capo on 3, replacing G=E, D=B and C=A.
Intro: G
G
I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town
And I'm almost drunk from the drinks
D
That I've turned down
G
Well, you told me you'd be happy
C
Bouncin' babies on your knee
G
While I sit at home alone
D G
And I've been bouncin' three
G
Yeah, and I'm tired of it too
G
I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing
D
I think I've ever seen
G C
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
G D G
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
C G
Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
C
Take it on back to the big ol blonde
D
That thinks she's a movie star
G
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
C
I'm gonna sling her around and around
G
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
D G
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown
G
Well the smoke's so doggone thick
You could cut it with a knife
And the music's so loud
D
You can hear the same line twice
G C
Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo
G
I just drawed all your money out of the bank today
D G
Honey, you don't have no more
G
I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine
Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing
D
I think I've ever seen
G C
There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side
G D G
This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide
C G
Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar
C
Take it on back to the big ol blonde
D
That thinks she's a movie star
G
I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail
C
I'm gonna sling her around and around
G
When she wakes up she'll know she met up
D G
With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown
Outro: G
