D G
I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to Mars
A D
Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars
D G
She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair
A D
And look at me across the room as if I wasn't there
Chorus:
D G D G
Oh My stars, My Linda's gone to Mars
A D
Well I wish she wouldn't leave me here alone
D G D G
Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to Mars
A D
Well, I wonder if she'd bring me something home.
D G
Something, somewhere, somehow took my Linda by the hand
A D
And secretly decoded our sacred wedding band
D G
For when the moon shines down up on our happy, humble home
A D
Her inner space gets tortured by some outer space unknown.
(Repeat Chorus)
Break:
D G A D
D G A D
D G
Now I ain't seen no saucers 'cept the ones upon the shelf
A D
And if I ever seen one I'd keep it to myself
D G
For if there's life out there somewhere beyond this life on earth
A D
Then Linda must have gone out there and got her money's worth.
(Repeat Chorus)
