Intro: (D) (D) (D) (D)
I'm the (D) son of 3rd generation farmer
I've been (G) married 10 years to the farmer's daughter
I'm a (A) God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver
Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour
On my International Harves(D)ter
Three (D) miles of cars layin' on their horns
Fallin' on deaf ears of corn
Lined (G) up behind me like a big parade
Of (A) late to work road raged jerks
Shoutin' obscene words - flippin' me the bir(D)d
Well you (D) may be on a state of paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Ex(G)cuse me for tryin' to do my job
But this year ain't been no bumper cr(D)op
If you don't (A) like the way I'm drivin'
Get back on the interstate
Other(G)wise, sit tight and be nice
And quit yer (NC) honkin' at me that way
Cause, I'm the (D) son of 3rd generation farmer
I've been (G) married 10 years to the farmer's daughter
I got (D) 2 boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA
(G) Hay! That's what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But, I'm (NC) proud to say
I'm a (A) God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver
Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour
(NC) On my International (D) Harvester
Well I (D) know you got your own deadlines
But cussin' me won't save you no time, hoss
This (A) big wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster
So just (G) smile and wave and tip your hat
To the man up on the tractor
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