[Intro]
C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# x3
[Verse 1]
C F C F C F
It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing
C F C F C
That you're only supposed to use once and then discard
F C F C F C F
Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend
C F C
My shyness, pet her flow
[Chorus 1]
C F C F C F C F C
She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week
F C F C
A meal a day, a meal, I say
F C
And my heart's made my...
[Bridge 1]
C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F#
C F C F C F C F C
Somebody else already used the word 'Aurora Borealis'
F C F C F C F C F
She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer
[Chorus 2]
C F C F C F C F C B Bb
She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever!
C B Bb C B Bb C B Bb
Ever! Ever! Forever
[Spoken 1]
Bb C
Wish I had more... More opportunity,
F C C
More chances to remember some things
F C
So I couldn't have so much pressure on my
E C F C G C G C G C G C G C G
On my On my, um Ah, on my Um, Um Head
[Solo 1]
C F C F B C F C G A
C F C G B A C F
C G B A C F C G
[Spoken 2]
C F
We'd have so much more diversity,
C F C F C
And so much more input, so much more creative flow,
F C F C F
If we had someone in school, a 'G.I.T'
C F C G C F C G C F
G.I.T Geeks In Town
C G C6 G5/F#
Ha! Come on, Dave, think of one!
C G
Girls in trouble!
C F C G C
It should be G.I.C, geeks with Charvels
F C C A B C F C B A F
No, G.W.C, Fuck man this is a waste of time
F C F C
One more solo? Yeah!
[Solo 2]
C F C F B A C F C F B A x3
C F C F N.C N.C
C F C F B A x14
[Spoken 3]
C F C E C C F C G C F C
You're Personally responsible for,
C F C F C
The entire strip to be washed away
F G C C F C G
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
C C F C F
flowed through the strip and were set on fire
C F C F
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
C F C F
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
C F C F C F C
and his silk
F C F C F
And he, he erected a beautiful city
C F
A city of stars.
[Solo 3]
C F C F B A C F C F B A x4
C F C F C F C F
[Outro]
C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F#
C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C6 G5/F# C N.C N.C
