Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Dm7 E7 Am
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
Dm7 E7 Am
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Dm7 E7 Am
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Dm7 E7 Am
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
Dm7 E7
A gift real special,
Am
So take off the top
Dm7
take a look inside
E7 Am
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Dm7 E7
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Am
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Dm7 E7
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Am
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- E7
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Am
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Dm7 E7
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Am
Somethin' special girl
Dm7 (let ring)
It's my dick in a box
E7 Am
My dick in a box babe
Dm
It's my dick in a box
E7 Am
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
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--- E7
See I'm wise enough to know
Am
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Dm7 E7 Am
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Dm7 E7
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Am
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
(Dm7) E7
1, cut a hole in a box
Am
2, put your junk in that box
(Dm7) E7
3, make her open the box
Am
And that's the way you do it
(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
Am
My dick in a box babe
Dm7
It's my dick in a box
E7 Am
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
(Dm7) (E7)
Christmas, dick in a box
(Am)
Hanukkah, dick in a box
(Dm7) (E7)
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Am
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Dm7 E7
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Am
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Dm7 E7 Am
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
