Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Fm Gm Cm
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
Fm Gm Cm
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Fm Gm Cm
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Fm Gm Cm
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
Fm Gm
A gift real special,
Cm
So take off the top
Fm
take a look inside
Gm Cm
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Fm Gm
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Cm
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Fm Gm
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Cm
Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- Gm
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Cm
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Fm Gm
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Cm
Somethin' special girl
Fm (let ring)
It's my dick in a box
Gm Cm
My dick in a box babe
Fm
It's my dick in a box
Gm Cm
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
--- Gm
See I'm wise enough to know
Cm
When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
Fm Gm Cm
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
Fm Gm
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Cm
It's easy to do just follow these steps:
(Fm) Gm
1, cut a hole in a box
Cm
2, put your junk in that box
(Fm) Gm
3, make her open the box
Cm
And that's the way you do it
(no chords)
It's my dick in a box
Cm
My dick in a box babe
Fm
It's my dick in a box
Gm Cm
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
(Fm) (Gm)
Christmas, dick in a box
(Cm)
Hanukkah, dick in a box
(Fm) (Gm)
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Cm
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Fm Gm
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Cm
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Fm Gm Cm
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro)
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
