Intro
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B Em
Sweet baby Jesus on fire
Imma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
My ass outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
E Em
Cuz I was over it
(Intro Riff)
Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if shes a zombie or a Dracula
C
I better hang onto this
Em G
Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible,
E C
swear I shot the damn Devil, not a Bitch,
Em G
but the po-po dont give a shit
E G
(Ho- ho- hum-...)
E Em
Lordy, wont you
E G
show a little mercy
E G
Ive been on the straight and narrow since
E Em E
the judge had my warden done Parole me
B Em
Red poison, devil kept pokin so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
C
Cuz I was over it
(Intro Riff)
A
Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
G F
But the CSI couldnt find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.
G
Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me.
F
What if shes a zombie or a
Em
Dracula And tries to fuckin eat me?
Devil walked away from a bangin trip to Mozambique
Help me outta this
E
Help me outta this
