INTRO: A D G D A G (x4)
VERSE:
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Don't want to be A Canadian idiot. A D G D A G
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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G
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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G
Chorus:
D
They all live on donuts and moose meat
A
and they leave the house without packin' heat
E A
never even bring their guns to the mall
D
and you know what else is too funny
A
their stupid monopoly money
E
can't take 'em seriously at...
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A D G D A G
Verse 2:
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export (A D G D A G)
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they treat curling just like it's A real sport (A D G D A G)
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they think their silly accent is so cute (A D G D A G)
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can't understand A thing they're talking aboot (A D G D A G)
Chorus:
D
sure they got their national health care
A
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
E A
then again well they got celine dion
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D
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
A
and dream of driving a zamboni
E
all over saskatchewan
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
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BRIDGE:
D A E A
D A E A
(INTRO)
Verse: (Chords same as intro)
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
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see the map they're hovering right over us
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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Chorus:
D
always hear the same kind of story
A
break their nose and they'll just say sorry
E A
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
D
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
A
so quick before they see it coming
E
time for a pre-emptive strike
Outro:
A D G D A G
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